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Meow. I'm Irene. I like kittens, glitter and rum. That's about it.

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1 note   |   30/5/12   |   6:05pm   |  reblog

Green tea n’ the new season of Workaholics. I have everything I need in life.

3 notes   |   27/5/12   |   10:24am   |  reblog

I’m going to hell, first class, one way ticket, bye.

(totally worth it though)

3 notes   |   26/5/12   |   3:04pm   |  reblog
Today I am a hoodrat. Someone come spritz water on me. And orange jews, I’d like some orange jews. Pls.

26/5/12   |   1:53pm   |  reblog

I got hit on by an eighteen year old last night. His fake ID was some dude I went to middle school with. My brain exploded so much that I fell off a swing and chipped my nail WHICH I AM VERY DISPLEASED BY.


He was actually pretty hot, you know, for a fuckin’ child.

9/5/12   |   1:48am   |  reblog

I thought I saw you tonight. It made my heart shake.
What the fuck is wrong with me.

4 notes   |   9/5/12   |   12:04am   |  reblog
Itty bitty committee reporting for duty, sir. Since my roommates are all gone for the summer, I’ve been hanging out in my underwear a lot (more than usual).

1 note   |   5/5/12   |   9:42am   |  reblog

This hangover is going to kill me.